“Jessica’s Birthday”
Season: 1
Episode: #9

Episode recap:

Jessica is turning the big 2-3! She goes to her favorite restaurant with Lea and they decide that her party theme will be the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Jessica doesn’t know if she has ever seen the movie and is a little confused about how the Mad Hatter fits into Alice in Wonderland. Not surprising.

Before the celebrating begins, Nick must first tackle the bee problem in their backyard. He’s so domestic! In typical Jessica fashion, she wants to hire a bee exterminator, and in typical Nick fashion he resolves to handle it himself. So off to Home Depot they go. Nick buys a crap load of things for the house and Jessica bitches the whole time, so it is a normal day in the life of Nick and Jessica.

When they get home, Nick attacks the bees and Jessica works out, so it’s just between him and the bees. After some serious spraying, Nick prevails.

Next, Jessica’s friends roll in to get ready for her birthday party. She explains to one of them on the phone, “Twenty-three is old. It’s almost twenty-five which is almost mid-twenties.” Talk about rounding up. After shopping with her girlfriends, Jessica gets ready for her party. Three hours later, she emerges from the bedroom a hot sex kitten. Once they get to the party, they indulge in much dancing and drinking with family and high-profile friends.

Jessica spends the next day with her close friends and fam opening presents and relaxing. Nick insists on showing Jessica the beehive he sprayed the day before and even eats part of it to see if tastes like honey. It doesn’t. Jessica is grossed out–but maybe Nick felt that was just what she needed to make her birthday complete.

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