“The Dancers”
Season: 1
Episode: #2

Episode recap:

This episode tests the trust level between Nick and Jessica. When Nick decides he needs some “sexy” women for his new video and live show, his old lady gets a little jealous. Jessica says that she trusts her hubby, “but I just don’t trust the girls!” She claims it to be a natural jealousy. “People just adore him!” Are we in middle school here, Jessica? He’s got the ring on the finger, so no worries. Still, Jessica feels the need to make a pit stop at Nick’s auditions to keep an eye on those dancers. “All right hoochie mamas, bring it on!” She’s just worried about the things some of these girls will do to get the job.

After keeping a watchful gaze on Nick’s roaming eyes, Jessica decides that she, too, wants to be more “sexy” for her newlywed. She decides to buy a couple pairs of sexy lingerie, but what she didn’t realize is that she dropped $750 bucks on those undies. Must be some really sexy lingerie, Jessica. Maybe you should look at the tag next time. Nick’s reasoning seems to be the most logical, “Why you would spend that much on something that’s coming off anyway!”

As the tension between Nick’s dancers and Jessica escalates, Nick gets frustrated at his failed attempt to keep “business out of his personal life.” Unfortunately, when Jessica Simpson is your wife, it’s all related. Nick and Jessica plan a performance for the troops at the USO show in Hollywood. It’s been three years since these two lovebirds have performed together. Jessica frets because she feels her show isn’t “cool.” It’s simple Jess, just get some hot dancers like Nick, and they’ll love ya!

While waiting in the hotel, Nick goes next door to check on his dancers. Need some help with that bra, girls? In his absence, Jessica has a heart-to-heart with her parents. She admits that if Nick were to cheat on him, she’d shoot his d*** off! Better watch out Nick!

Time to perform for those troops! In an effort to make her show “cooler,” Jessica takes a soldier on stage and sings to him. We all know you really brought that soldier up to make Nick jealous, Jessica! As the saga ends, the newlyweds’ performance turns out to be a success, and Nick reassures Jess that she is the only one for him.

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