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A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio’s restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio’s former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world’s most precious treasures from around the world. And it’s up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them!
Perry Andelin Blake
Dana Carvey, Harris Goldberg
August 2, 2002
Cast: Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Brent Spiner, Harold Gould
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For grown-up fans of Dana Carvey, this train wreck of a comedy, is, in the words of Carvey’s SNL Ross Perot impression, just sad. But kids love it! Carvey’s chameleonesque Pistachio Disguisey is an endearing klutz-turned-hero in the classic Jerry Lewis tradition. So perhaps they won’t get the Tony Montana Scarface reference. But his Turtle man is a hoot (“Am I not turtle enough?” is the catchphrase that swept the playgrounds). And when all else fails (and it nearly does), Brent Spiner shows up to steal his scenes as the villain who has a penchant for passing gas after laughing maniacally. No doubt hopes for an Austin Powers-like franchise have been dashed. Certainly, Master, with its cameos by Bo Derek, Jessica Simpson, and Jesse Ventura, lacks Goldmember’s A-list star power. But it is way more family-friendly, and that will favorably impress parents. –Donald Liebenson
TRIVIA & FACTS
– The role of Pistachio Disguisey was originally offered to Jim Carrey.
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