Jessica Simpson has “been sick to her stomach for nearly two months,” an “insider” tells Star magazine, which characterizes her pregnancy as “Jess’ Baby Blues.”

Her alleged illness is “definitely putting a damper on Jess’ pregnancy,” reports the tabloid, which says Simpson’s been suffering from nausea “all day, every day.”

The Star insider claims, “She’s upset that she’s been so sick. She feels like this should be the best time of her life.”

But it turns out Simpson’s supposed morning sickness misery – like so many stories about her pregnancy – is mostly tab exaggeration.

A source close to the singer tells Gossip Cop she’s doing great, and that she’s endured no prolonged illness while expecting her first baby.

We’re told she and fiancé Eric Johnson are as thrilled as ever about their impending arrival.

In other words, while Simpson has experienced the same bouts of nausea faced by most pregnant women, Star is trying to make “baby blues” news out of nothing.

Source: GossipCop.com

Jessica Simpson is “warning friends and family not to cuss anywhere near her womb because she’s convinced her unborn kid can already hear and comprehend mega-filthy words,” begins a piece from the National Enquirer, in what has to be the most ridiculous story of the week.

A supposed “source” close to the singer claims, “Jessica is adamant that the baby sitting in her womb can hear everything around her, and she doesn’t want her tyke learning any curse words at such an early age!”

Wow.

The tabloid adds, “Anytime someone even so much as mutters a naughty word anywhere near her. Jessica fires a furious glare and screams: ‘Don’t swear in front of my baby!’”

Just… wow.

Where the @#&%?! did this nonsense come from?

In any case, a source close to Simpson tells Gossip Cop the report is just as “absurd” as it sounds.

Source: GossipCop.com

What’s the latest update on celebrity weddings, divorces, hookups, and breakups? After Katy Perry, Kobe Bryant, and Heidi Klum announced pending divorces, is there any happy news to report in the Hollywood love zone?

Astrochicks checked in with our resident celebrity psychic, Barb Powell, to get the cosmic lowdown on our favorite Hollywood couples. The first starlet we asked about was Jessica Simpson, she’s set to have her baby any day, will she lose all her baby weight and will she ever marry baby daddy, Eric Johnson?
Barb says, “Yes Jessica Simpson will lose her pregnancy weight after baby, of course her new Jenny Craig contract doesn’t hurt. Also, I don’t see
marriage in the future for her.” Uh oh, I guess Eric a Virgo, is on the layaway plan.

Source: Astrochicks.com

Jenny Craig? Take this with a grain of salt!

Jessica Simpson is planning her next pregnancy — even though she’s still pregnant! The star — who’s currently expecting her first child with fiance Eric Johnson – is enjoying pregnancy so much she is already thinking about when to start getting ready for tiny tot number 2.

“We would like another fairly soon after this one. We don’t want to leave it too long between them but we’ll see,” she says.

“I have an idea of how it will all work out but we’ll see.”

Source: ShowbizSpy.com

“Jessica Simpson has dropped out of school — Lamaze school, that is,” begins a piece from In Touch, which says the singer is now planning to have her baby via Caesarean section.

According to the mag, “She was taking the classes with her fiance, Eric Johnson, but after a few lessons, she decided to skip natural childbirth and schedule a C-section instead.”

In Touch claims Simpson made the decision after the Lamaze classes supposedly “reminded” her of sister Ashlee’s difficult birth to Bronx in 2008, quoting a so-called “friend” as saying, “She wants to skip the pain.”

“Jessica can’t wait to become a mother, but she quickly decided that giving birth the old-fashioned way just wasn’t for her,” the supposed pal explains, noting, “She is planning a C-section in late April.”

The insider adds that Simpson has “already booked a $2,800 suite at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A.”

OK…

Now, here’s what’s right about the tabloid’s story: Jessica Simpson is pregnant.

Here’s what’s wrong: EVERYTHING ELSE.

Simpson “was never in a Lamaze class!” a source close to the singer assures Gossip Cop, nor did she did reserve a suite at Cedars-Sinai Hospital.

Moreover, additional sources tell us there’s NO scheduled C-section.

So In Touch managed to get three facts wrong within one story… impressive!

Source: GossipCop.com

“Jessica’s Wedding War!” blares a headline from Star magazine, which goes on to claim that Jessica Simpson’s father is ordering her to marry Eric Johnson before she gives birth.

An “insider” for the tabloid says Joe Simpson, a Baptist minister, is “very upset Jess would want to have a child out of wedlock,” and is “trying his best to convince her how important it is to him and her mother that she get married before bringing a child into the world.”

Simpson’s dad is allegedly “pleading with Jessica non-stop” to let him officiate a “small backyard ceremony” like he did for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in 2008, one week before the younger Simpson announced her pregnancy.

The mag’s so-called insider says Joe will “keep pushing Jess to let him marry her and Eric right up until the day she gives birth in the spring,” and that his interference in her wedding plans is putting an awful “damper” on Simpson’s baby joy.

Of course, this is the same publication that wrongly reported Simpson was starving herself to get thin for her nuptials; paying Johnson to marry her; and that she stole him from his previous wife, so it’s a bit difficult for Gossip Cop to believe anything they claim to know about the singer-actress.

Regardless, we checked in with a source close to the family, who tells us no one is trying to interfere in Simpson’s wedding plans, which are still slated for after she gives birth.

Source: GossipCop.com

Sure, the svelte Jennifer Hudson dropped weight with Weight Watchers so it’s no surprise the program is tapping into another Hollywood A-lister to drop the baby poundage.

Jessica Simpson has just signed on the dotted line for an estimated $3 million deal!

Although she’s been getting offers from several weight loss programs, The New York Post reports it’s a done deal with Weight Watchers. One source said, “The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she’ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.”

Plus, that’s not the only incentive to drop the extra pounds. She and Eric Johnson will walk down the aisle after she gives birth.

Source: okmagazine.com

“She may be pregnant now, writes Star about Jessica Simpson, before asking how did she used to “keep a once flabby tummy down?”

According to the tabloid, Simpson “would shove a piece of cardboard up her top to give the illusion of a flat stomach.”

Uh, huh…

The mag then quotes an unnamed “fashion insider,” who supposedly worked with Simpson, as saying, “It was a very strange thing to do.”

Not nearly as strange as Star‘s claim about the singer-actress-entrepreneur.

Anyway, since it’s Thanksgiving, and we’re always looking for ways to not look big after our annual feast, Gossip Cop reached out to a mutual pal of ours and Simpson to see if it was true.

Nope.

A Simpson friend completely laughed off Star‘s cardboard stomach flattening assertion, and told us it was “absurd.”

Guess we can now throw out all those cardboards boxes we’ve been keeping for days like this.

Source: GossipCop.com

All I can do is LOL!

“Jessica Simpson Has A Star-Studded Baby Shower At Her Hollywood Hills Home,” reads a so-called “exclusive” from X17Online.

According to the news and photo agency, on Saturday “Jessica Simpson had a baby shower and everybody came!”

The blog notes, “Famous friends like Jessica Alba, Gwen Stefani and Ali Larter came out to celebrate, along with Jessica’s younger sister Ashlee.”

What other details you ask?

None.

X17Online has NO information about the gifts Simpson received or what the guests ate, discussed, etc…

Incredibly, the photo agency doesn’t even have any photos of the “famous friends” going in or leaving Simpson’s home.

That’s because, as a source close to Simpson tells Gossip Cop, there was

“no baby shower.”

Once again, another X17Online story that’s as full of it as a baby’s diaper.

Source: GossipCop.com

Oh dear, are there no true reports anymore?

Of all the shameful things tabloids write – and it’s a long list – maybe nothing is as bad as fabricating danger to babies and children.

That’s exactly what OK! does this week.

The magazine’s cover story is all about Jessica Simpson‘s alleged “baby crisis,” including her “doctor’s shocking warning.”

According to OK!, “medical fears and emotional turmoil are spoiling what should be the happiest time” of Simpson’s life.

Wow, so what’s supposedly wrong?

The tab quotes a “friend” as saying Simpson has been “dizzy and nauseous” during her pregnancy, while an OK! “insider” contends, “She was totally unprepared for how hard it would be on her body.”

So… she has morning sickness?

What about the “crisis” that supposedly “could threaten her health – and her child”?

Well, the magazine claims Simpson’s been eating junk food.

“Everything she eats is highly processed with chemicals and preservatives, white flour and sugar,” alleges the “insider,” who adds that Simpson’s sister, Ashlee, and her doctor have both advised her to eat more healthfully.

So… she has cravings?

The OK! article gets even more ridiculous from there, mentioning that “everything on [Simpson] is swollen,” and that she’s “also sleep-deprived.”

In other words, OK! describes the typical experience of pregnancy and sensationalizes it as a medical emergency “baby crisis.”

Because the tabloid has nothing, it then discusses the “emotional angst” coming from Simpson’s purported “bitter conflict” with beau Eric Johnson over a prenup.

“Jessica said she was starting to think they’d never work it out,” explains a “source.”

On the financial stuff, OK! was wrong two weeks ago, and the tab is still wrong.

A source close to Simpson again tells Gossip Cop that it’s “totally ridiculous.”

And the magazine’s trumped-up tales of Simpson eating her way through a dangerous pregnancy are as baseless as they are sensationalized.

A source tells us,

“She hired a chef who has been making healthy meals for everyone.”

Source: GossipCop.com