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Here's a picture of Jessica, what is she thinking? Caption it! Submit your caption. Don't forget to say what your name is in the email. And only submit your captions for the pic on top!
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Chantal: "Omg! Is that a pimple in your ear? That is so funny!"
Angie: "You’re such a dummie….hahaha"
Jody: "OMG...u have hair in your ear"
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Daniela: 1. "Us 'divorsee's' gotta stick together!"
2. " hahaha, you SOO wish you were me..."
3. "Us reality T.V stars rock!"
Jagoda: "I know! But I still don't think that you should have left Dave. If you wanna hang out...I'm up for it!"
Angela: "You are way too hot for Dave anyway. So do you mind if I take a crack at him?"



Brian: "Listen this is how things go and if you dont like it talk to Joe, Tina, or my dog Daisy."
Cari: "Wait a minute sir, did you just tell me that I am dumb, because everyone knows i am that smartest blonde ever."
Susan: "You see I miss Nick like crazy. I think about him all the time and I don't think the divorce will happen."
Anya: "I'm tired of your music!! Can you make it quietly??! OMG!! It's me singing! Where did you get this song? I haven't released it yet!"
Jeremy: "Hey let me go in now."
Lindsey: "Really......I thought it was chicken!"
Meghan: "Listen, I am Jessica Simpson, let me in!!"
Brandi: "Do you know I really messed up when I left Nick Lachey!"
Dee: "Didn't those two girls walking in get the memo? We're all supposed to wear black!"



Jeremy: "I don't what to be here. How do you spell that Maggie?"
Jagoda: "OMG lady! That shirt is not good for you! Yeah whatever I'll sign ur magazine but don't tell anybody i did!"
Melissa: "Eww whats that on you face?"
Albert: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh......with alot of people around no one will know it was me!"
Elizabeth: "Do you smell something funky?"
Lindsey: "What's that smell?? It makes my nose hairs curl....It's not Dessert that's for sure!"
Shannon: "Eww! You got somethin stuck in your teeth! Oh and man does your breath stink!!!Eww!"
Shanna:
1.) You want me to say WHAT!?!?
2.) Eww... ever see a doc. about that pimple growing on your face???
3.) You did WHAT last night???
4.) WHAT is that smell??? NICK!!!!!
5.) Soooo it IS true, you DO like Nick more than me, huh?
6.) You have a malti-poo TOO???
7.) Your dogs name is DAISY!!!
8.) what are you looking at me for!?!?!
9.) You want me to put WHAT!? on this poster??
10. ) Sorry, but I'am about to have lunch, can you stop THERE?!?!
Dancinfiddler: "omg what is in her teeth!?"
Sharon: "What did you say your name was again? How do you spell that...?"
Kelleigh: "Whoever said brunette is the new blonde certainly wasn't thinking of this woman!"
Edith: "UHHHH....are thoses bigger then mine.."
Lauren: "What happened to all of her hair?!?"
Allyson: "Ewww look at her bag. Its not a louis vittion what was she thinking."
Rosa: "Oh! your the woman that was screwing around with my husband! Anyway's...I have more money than you!"




Vickie: "Maybe I can sell more Dessert products if I just learn how to hyptnotize guys!...My next project..hypnotize Nick into my daisy dukes!"
Joewalla: "Oh my gah?!! What is a double hitter?"
Kaleigh: "OMG i just got wind that there is a major shoe sale. When is this over?"
Liza: "Where am I at again??"
Craig: "OMGAA! I think you have a pimple growing out of your chin buddy! Can i pop it?"
Alexa: "Cacee told me to make this lip-eye-workout to let my eyes look bigger and baby-ish. It works, doesn´t it?"
Nikki: "OMGah! that guy totally needs to wear makeup next time!"
Ashlea: "Wow! I think i just saw a shooting star, even thought its day time!"
Karen: "Whaaa? This isn't the Michael Kors Fashion Show?!?!"
Brandi: "What is going on with this guys hair?"
Stephanie: "Oh is that where I can find the score..I've been looking for it all night but it's so hard 2 see."
Lisa: "WOaaahh is that a buffalo with wings over in section 202?"
Lisa: "Maybe if i just sit here give a blank look they won't know i just farted"
Ashley: "WHAT? How much longer?"
Besh: "Gahhh, I have to poop so bad. Hmm, I wonder where the closest portapotty is..."
Christy: Looking at a sign of some sort - "No way!!!!! Are you serious????"
Melanie: "You think these are your seats??? Say it again and I'll shoot you the LOOK OF DEATH!!!"
Elisha: "Oh my gawwww, are those lices jumping on his head?"
Elisha: "I think i need another eye surgery, i'm seeing weird things..."
Elisha: "Are my eyes too big and wide?"
Elisha: "Should I tell that guy that a spider is on his lap...? ::eeek::"
Elisha: "Where's Nick?"
Natalka: "Back to eye surgery for me and Cacee...I'm still having trouble seeing."
Joewalla: "ohhh he could use some of my dessert products for his hair!"
Allen: "Wait!, you also parked infront of that pole where it showed a wheelchair?"




Kaleigh: "I'm sorry Nick can you repeat that? I was to busy starring at the big black hair growing out of your chin"
Kelly: "I wonder what Nick would look like with breasts."
Jody: "I am still confused...was that chicken or fish??"
Shanna: "1. Is that so Mr. Lachey?
2. Hubby, have you been using my Dessert Body shimmer?
3. That Tux. makes you look soooho Handsome, dont'cha think?"
Has: "ooh...my husband is so handsome! i can't wait to rip that shirt off!! nick, shut up!! take me home now!!"
Jessica: "...I specifically remember asking him not to wear that tonight..."
Chris: "oh my god hes so sexy!!!"
Elisabeth: "So he thinks my breasts are HOW big?"
Anna: "Should I tell Nick that he has a huge booger?"
Nikki: "Wow his black shirt is so hot, and he thinks I'm paying attention to what he's saying haha!"
Melanie: "Hmm, I think he's talking to me about something...Oh, look, he's so cute...am I wearing a bra? I hope my boobs don't pop out!....oh, it doesn't matter...he's so cute!"

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